AbsurdBeats

I do love me some privacy, but, mister, if you hold elective office you can’t complain when the local paper mentions you.

That mister (Kirby Delauter) is learning the hard way that shouting “leave me alone!” in public is a great way to get that public to look

In response to his Facebook complaint that Frederick News-Post reporter Bethany Rodgers dared mention his name without his authorization, and after he threatened to sue if she mentioned his name again, the paper responded in the best way possible:

Frederick News-Post

They apparently mentioned his named 28 times—not including the header.

I look forward to his “that’s-my-name, don’t-wear-it-out” lawsuit.