Subways are not for sleeping, says the man who has a driver.
[Y]ou make yourself a very easy victim and much more susceptible to a crime, says the man with bodyguards.
Why would you put yourself at that risk? says the man who thinks that telling tired people not to sleep is a way to reduce crime.
Hey, you want to protect me? How about paying attention to the jerk-off who’s trying to rob me?*
*Note: I have never been robbed on the train.
All right, all right, I get it: people who are sleeping are sometimes crime victims. And, as the story details, nudging people who are sound asleep in an empty car to wake up and tuck their iPhones back into their pockets is. . . not a bad idea, actually.
But jeez, Bratton, do you have to be such a dick about it?