Oh my fucking Zeus do I hate Twitter right now. NOT WORKING!
That’s under 140 characters isn’t it?
Fuck. I have to finish grading, but I sure as I hell don’t want to look at papers when I am this fucking aggravated.
I can’t believe that after all my to-ing and fro-ing regarding this stupid platform that I’m still trying to work with its sorry fucking ass.
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck.
Oh, fuck.
AbsurdBeats 
You and Twitter…no bueno.
merry xmas abbeats, maybe twitter will return for the new year
I think I figured out the problem (with Twitter), tho’ that doesn’t do much for my real problem (insane impatience).
Oh, and to make sure I didn’t leave up an insane, potty-mouthed rant for the holiday, I did post something more merry.