God don’t like it

28 10 2009

Posted by Hemant Mehta October 21st, 2009 at Friendly Atheist

(h/t: Goldblog —who usually pisses me off, but this is funny)

Now, if only there were a religion based on frozen Oreos, black coffee, sleeping in, psychopathic kittens, and deep fried cheese.

And gin, of course. Gin. (With generous dispensations for the substitution of any old-school liquor.)

That shouldn’t be too hard, should it?

29 10 2009: Christine (00:06:11) :

This is great. I love flowcharts.

I think there is a religion based on all those things. It’s called Your Life. Perhaps a subset of Epicureanism with a side of Wicca? Enjoy. 🙂

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29 10 2009: blithe (21:04:42) :

This must be floating around the internet as Mr Blithe passed it on to me at work. Clearly we were both working hard!

But I think it is a great representation of the major options. If only it were so simple.

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31 10 2009: absurdbeats (00:29:01) :

So is God simple or complex? Does it matter if s/he should be simple or complex?

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2 11 2009: geekhiker (16:08:43) :

Funny.

Maybe I’ll just worship bacon. Cut out the middle-man. 😉

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