Posted by Hemant Mehta October 21st, 2009 at Friendly Atheist
(h/t: Goldblog —who usually pisses me off, but this is funny)
Now, if only there were a religion based on frozen Oreos, black coffee, sleeping in, psychopathic kittens, and deep fried cheese.
And gin, of course. Gin. (With generous dispensations for the substitution of any old-school liquor.)
That shouldn’t be too hard, should it?
AbsurdBeats 
This is great. I love flowcharts.
I think there is a religion based on all those things. It’s called Your Life. Perhaps a subset of Epicureanism with a side of Wicca? Enjoy. 🙂
This must be floating around the internet as Mr Blithe passed it on to me at work. Clearly we were both working hard!
But I think it is a great representation of the major options. If only it were so simple.
So is God simple or complex? Does it matter if s/he should be simple or complex?
Funny.
Maybe I’ll just worship bacon. Cut out the middle-man. 😉