I have no idea who Rick Scarborough or Peter LaBarbera are, but they are clearly GENIUSES!
Scarborough: Peter, the whole issue of a class action lawsuit, you and I have talked about this a little bit. I just wonder if you’ve explored that, talked to anyone about it. Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer. And yet the entire nation has rejected smoking, billions of dollars are put into a trust fund to help cancer victims and the tobacco industry was held accountable for that. Any thoughts on that kind of an approach?
LaBarbera: Yeah I think that’s great. I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that.
I look forward to the lawsuits against freckles and left-handedness.
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h/t Shadee Ashtari, HuffPo
AbsurdBeats 
http://strangesounds.org/2013/08/the-macabre-clown-face-of-the-mysterious-brain-eating-amoeba-known-as-naegleria-fowleri.html
“We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that.”
Because that’s not how you contract HIV.
Oh, my anxious demon friend, you forget that these men have powers of the imagination which far surpass our puny rational ones.