So, being middle-aged apparently means I don’t sleep well and even thinking about food makes me gain weight.
I do not like this. I like sleep and not-gaining weight.
I’m pretty much right in the middle of what counts as “normal” or healthy for my height, but clothes that had been loose are snug and there is a roundness that I can no longer ignore.
I’m not terribly vain, but, goddammit, I do not like how this looks or feels.
So I decided to lose a bit of weight—literally, just a bit. I’m a small person, so while even small gains are noticeable, it won’t take much for my clothes to stop hugging me.
Still, I want something a bit more precise than my jeans to keep track, which means that I have, for the first time in my life, purchased a scale.
Now, I’ve certainly weighed myself before. We had a scale when I was a kid, which I used regularly, and I’d weigh myself weekly on a magnificent old scale in the locker room at the U of Minnesota’s rec center.

Kinda like this.
But after I left Minnesota my weight-measuring days dwindled to not-quite-yearly doctor’s visits. My weight has been mostly stable, and I figured that my clothes would tell me when I’d gained a few.
Well, them clothes be yellin’, and I thought, Goddammit, if I really want to keep track of my weight, I’m gonna have to, y’know, keep track of my weight.
So I bought a goddamned scale, weighed myself, and have decided that weekly weigh-ins were the way to go.
Now, all of this is the prelude bait to the actual switch: this is less about the weight than the scale, and what it does.
It measures.
Shocking, I know, but in the past decade (or. . . two?) I’ve become rather anti-measurement. For example, I used to track my running times, and then at some point I thought, This is just stressing me out, so I stopped wearing a watch.
I used to balance my checkbook, but at some point I thought, Geez, I can get the balance at the ATM or online, so what’s the point?
I have a list of all of my cds and I still maintain a database of my books, but for a shit-ton of other matters, personal and professional, I just let it all go.
That wasn’t the worst strategy, honestly, but it has had the unintended effect of making me shy away from all kinds of non-work-required measurements and tracking, and increase my anxiety over said measurements and tracking.
Which is ridiculous, especially since the results, when I finally do check them, are usually fine.
Thus, my decision to purchase a scale was one small blow against denial, one small step for self-accountability, and one small way for me to calm the fuck down about myself.
It’s ridiculous, I know, but it just might work. A bit.